Confession: I have a fetish with “would you rather” questions.
What better way to honor that fetish than to dedicate one day a week on my blog to a “would you rather” question?!
Here’s how it goes, once a week I am going to post a “would you rather” question and my answer. Then YOU can either answer it by posting a comment on my site, OR writing your own blog post to answer! Pretty sweet eh?
Ok, here it goes!
Would You Rather….
Speak in the voice of possessed Linda Blair in
The Exorcist whenever talking to cashiers and retail workers
OR
Have “Starbucks
Tourettes” where you randomly exclaim Starbucks orders?
(For example….”Hi, How are—DOUBLE DECAF ICED MOCHA
FRAP!”
My answer:
This is definitely a tough one. After much deliberation I have come to the conclusion that I would rather speak in the voice of the possessed chick in
The Exorcist when talking to cashiers and retail workers.
Why?
Unlike “Starbucks
Tourettes” you can actually avoid shopping situations. However if you were faced with a shopping situation then you could always find the humor in TOTALLY freaking out all the retail workers, right? Then again, I've never seen the movie so....maybe some of you would think differently.
Besides, have you heard how long some of those drink orders can get? All I know is that I use to work at a coffee shop and DANG! There’s no way I would want to be randomly yelling out those orders.
Now lets hear it, what would YOU rather?